Dirty Banana

• Deep Sedation: Perfect for severe insomnia or pain.
• Couch-Lock: A heavy, grounding stone.

Our Safe Shipping Guarantee
Because we are shipping live genetics, we take extra precautions to ensure they arrive healthy and vibrant. Every order is packed in a protective container and equipped with a low-wattage LED light to keep your plants in their active “Vegetative” stage.

Our specialized light batteries provide 72 hours of optimal, plant-recognizable brightness. To guarantee your plants arrive with maximum battery life and plenty of moisture, we ship exclusively via Overnight Delivery.

Processing & Dispatch:
Please note that order handling can take 1–2 business days. Because we refuse to let your plants sit in a courier warehouse over the weekend, we carefully time our dispatch days. This ensures that once your package leaves our facility, it is guaranteed to be in transit for a single night and arrive on your doorstep the very next day.